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      08-09-2007, 04:39 PM   #1
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But there are even more compelling reasons that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food;
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it;
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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      08-09-2007, 05:30 PM   #2
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see http://www.jesusneverexisted.com/

Interesting site.... Not saying I agree with the site. It is just interesting.
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http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Basics/howtobesaved.htm
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the californian one was really funny!
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I liked the Jewish one better
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jesus made me a burrito today and it was great
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