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      09-11-2012, 08:43 AM   #1
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Black guys and thick thighs! WTF!

Black guys and thick thighs! WTF!
So my friend set me up on a date, usually I don't date during skydiving season because I prefer to skydive 4 times in a day than spend an hour on a date. But a friend suggested and showed me her POF profile and I was like ok...sure why not...I like sushi and hey if nothing I'll meet someone new and if it doesn't work out I'll have a friend.
And so I went, I walk in and she was sitting down already...very smart girl...she was hiding! I had seen photos of her online and they were all from the belt up so I wasn't sure what her legs looked like or if she had legs...
Yeah ok her jaw was a bit square....her eyebrows were kind of thick but her hands were not huge..so at least she wasn't packing a dick...but you never know!
Then she stood up...sweet mother of ghetto booty! There is thunder thighs and well there is freaking hurricane thighs! MY GOD! Black guys from other states were awaked by the size of that gargantuan tank ass! And what is up with black guys and white chicks with ghetto botty! I mean I have a basic rule of thumb...if a womans ass is bigger than two handfuls....she better be packing some banging tits or be easy!
Add to it that she had a bit of a belly and well by the second time she excused herself to go to the bathroom I was answering a fake text message from my mother regarding a family issue and we had to cut the dinner short.
And no how no way was I going to let her kiss close this date..she kissed my cheek and we left it at that.

So politically incorrect question...why do black guys love ghetto booty?
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      09-11-2012, 08:46 AM   #2
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      09-11-2012, 09:01 AM   #4
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Yeah well....she realized after the first time she stood up and i checked out her ass that she may not be my type....so like any self respecting women AKA insecure and needing everyone to think she is attractive...started blabbing about how many dates she has had this year.

And well I have this good feeling that all of her "dates" were in Newark and I'm willing to bet the guys were rocking pants hanging off their asses and flashing bang signs.

And I never got that...why do black guys love titanic asses? What is up with you my brothers! I mean really! You know when an ass gets that big there is no way she can clean it out? And in heat of August that funk must make your pubes uncurl! Wooh!

Well such is life, im' sure she will find a guy who is into fatties but this man...well it isn't going to happen.
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      09-11-2012, 09:16 AM   #5
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      09-11-2012, 09:19 AM   #6
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Ask google and you shall find!
http://www.brainiacsociety.com/index...bros&Itemid=54

And don't hate me for not wanting to bang fatties....

You can keep your fatties i'll stay with the hotties.
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      09-11-2012, 09:20 AM   #7
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@ you for expecting quality from pof.com
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      09-11-2012, 09:31 AM   #9
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@ you for expecting quality from pof.com
Yeah 100% my fault! You are 100% right! I should have known better!
And I know my friend was just trying to help.
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      09-11-2012, 09:44 AM   #10
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      09-11-2012, 10:00 AM   #11
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      09-11-2012, 10:13 AM   #12
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I usually date girls in NYC.
I love NYC. 2 girls for every 1 guy and 50% of the guys are gay!
As i understand it there is the 6-26 rule in NYC.
If a woman is over a size 6 or she is older than 26 they tell her to pack her shit up and move to the Bronx or to NJ.
The only fatties you see in NYC are tourists or those who commute. They are not allowed to stay the night in NYC for they will be hunted like wild pigs!
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Oh brother...read
2 girls for every guy and half the guys are gay...
So that means for every 1 single straight guy...me...there are 4 single straight women!
Unlike NJ where there are about 2 guys for every girl due to NJ being a blue collar state.
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Poor shah..... you will never find the one in North Jersey.
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you sir, have small dic problems.



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How fat an ass are we talking about here? Post pics... Many many pics.
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      09-11-2012, 12:25 PM   #18
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Poor shah..... you will never find the one in North Jersey.
Nah I do rather well, i just don't date in the summers. It costs me $20 a jump for skydiving. And a good date is about $100 for dinner and drinks. Which let's face it is just chump change. But $100 is 5 skydives. And well in the summer i have a choice skydive or date. And i tend to choose skydiving.
It's just more relaxing fun and less stress.
But i do well, my GF for the summer and I broke up a few weeks back.
Really cute sexy girl, great body amazing in bed...but you know when a woman gets around the age of 27-30 they start going a little crazy and start thinking that they should have kids. And well I have a good paying job I have a nice condo and I'm actually a nice guy so she started talking about kids....and I don't want to have kids. And that's how that ended.
So yeah there are a few very nice late 20 something women out here in Dirty NJ but they are far and few. And this one last night was far from anything I would go out on a limb to be interested in.
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where do you go sky diving ? i want to go
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So that means for every 1 single straight guy...me...there are 4 single straight women!
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