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      08-31-2012, 11:32 AM   #1
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Chuck Norris FACTS (not jokes, facts)

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.


Chuck wasn't an actor in the Expendables 2, he just happened to be there.



Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic


Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.


Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.


Chuck Norris had a F10 M5........in 2007


Add your Chuck Norris facts...

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      08-31-2012, 11:37 AM   #2
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard... he jus has another fist.
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      08-31-2012, 11:45 AM   #3
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Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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LOL these are hilarious... never gets old.
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Every once in a blue moon, Chuck Norris is known to visit people in their dreams at night when they post links to his website....it's not a pleasant visit.


Too bad tonight will be a blue moon.


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1718517.html
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They say if you play Stairway To Heaven backwards you can hear Chuck Norris banging your mom
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chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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^^ i lol'd hard.
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Chuck norris puts gravel instead of soap on his slip n slide.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.


Chuck wasn't an actor in the Expendables 2, he just happened to be there.



Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic


Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.


Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.


Chuck Norris had a F30 M5........in 2007


Add your Chuck Norris facts...
lmao, and here i was thinking I had heard all the chuck norriss facts.
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Can somebody give me a history lesson as to why does every once in a while somebody creates a thread on Chuck Norris facts? I mean what's the story behind all this? Please bear with my ignorance and enlighten me, I am not American.
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Can somebody give me a history lesson as to why does every once in a while somebody creates a thread on Chuck Norris facts? I mean what's the story behind all this? Please bear with my ignorance and enlighten me, I am not American.
Because he checks this forum regularly and Chuck forbid there's not a thread about him... It would be bad news for everybody
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Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he doesn't cry
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Can somebody give me a history lesson as to why does every once in a while somebody creates a thread on Chuck Norris facts? I mean what's the story behind all this? Please bear with my ignorance and enlighten me, I am not American.
This has been going on for years and I still don't know the history behind it. I think I heard it on one of the late night shows but I forgot..
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Can somebody give me a history lesson as to why does every once in a while somebody creates a thread on Chuck Norris facts? I mean what's the story behind all this? Please bear with my ignorance and enlighten me, I am not American.
Just take a look at this guy....this guy plays no MF'n games.



*don't look too long though, or you might resemble Chuck Norris permanently*
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Just take a look at this guy....this guy plays no MF'n games.



*don't look too long though, or you might resemble Chuck Norris permanently*
LOL but seriously though how did it start?
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chuck norris has already been to mars. that's why there are no signs of life.
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Because he checks this forum regularly and Chuck forbid there's not a thread about him... It would be bad news for everybody

He's actually a moderator.....for the world wide web

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LOL but seriously though how did it start?
I honestly don't know.

Anybody know the answer?
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