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      08-18-2012, 09:37 PM   #1
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I mowed a f****** SNAKE

I was mowing my back yard the other day - something I like to do sometimes - and I ran over a black snake and killed it. WTF.
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      08-18-2012, 09:49 PM   #2
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I was mowing my back yard the other day - something I like to do sometimes - and I ran over a black snake and killed it. WTF.
I was walking in the street the other day, when out of nowhere a super model appears and gives me a BJ!

oh
you guys dont want pics right?
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      08-18-2012, 11:46 PM   #7
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Pics!

My friend did that with baby bunnies they were in a hole and he didn't see them pop there heads out and next thing u know they were decapitated
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Anyone asking for the pics out of curiosity, it's a fucking blended snake, not a hot chick. You guys might regret getting what you asked for lol
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I mowed a huge toad before and splattered its guts all over my shoes.
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pics!?

the thing's belly was open and he was swirling all over the place, the next thing I did was bringing the shovel the finish the MF not my phone to take pics.

This guy was black all over. I asked some of my friends and they said I need to couple of black snakes in the yard because they feed on rats and toads and they keep the yard clean. I mean it ain't clean if you have a fu***** snake in it.

Now I drive in everyday and I noticed that there is another one in the drive way next to the yard door. It disappears everytime it sees us. Shit I need to kill the MF.
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      08-19-2012, 09:30 AM   #14
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First I thought you regretted mowing down the snake. Now you are stalking the snakes in your yard to slaughter them? FYL, get with your friends and quit the blood letting. Snakes are the most useful predators we share the world with. And amiable, harmless and most willing to avoid such encounters with mindless humans.
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pics!?

the thing's belly was open and he was swirling all over the place, the next thing I did was bringing the shovel the finish the MF not my phone to take pics.

This guy was black all over. I asked some of my friends and they said I need to couple of black snakes in the yard because they feed on rats and toads and they keep the yard clean. I mean it ain't clean if you have a fu***** snake in it.

Now I drive in everyday and I noticed that there is another one in the drive way next to the yard door. It disappears everytime it sees us. Shit I need to kill the MF.
Take a pic next time
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How deep was your grass, that you couldn't see a BLACK SNAKE? LOL

Moral of story: mow grass more frequently.
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you seriously created a new thread just to tell us that you ran over a snake, and didnt even post a picture of it??
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Dude, I live in S Tampa and take my word of advice---LET THOSE MOFOS LIVE!!! If you kill off every rat snake that chills by your place, one day a rattler will move in. Black/garden/rat snakes are very useful and kind snakes. They kill rats, mice and other nonsense while keeping bigger vipers away from your property. I praise those damn things. Fuck rattlers!
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i shot a prairie dog in my yard.

i went to get my camera to take pics, but by the time i came back a mountain lion had taken it away.

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i shot a prairie dog in my yard.

i went to get my camera to take pics, but by the time i came back a mountain lion had taken it away.

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