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      04-30-2012, 01:37 PM   #45
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LOL man that sucks. shit i would just settle for a few bimmers (m3, m5, etc) and call it a day.
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      04-30-2012, 01:47 PM   #46
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New ads for BMW. "They're so good it gives you a hard on!"
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      04-30-2012, 01:56 PM   #47
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Bahahahahaha!! Im sorry but 20 months??? BS. I'm sure most men having one last more then a day or 2 would think, hey somethings up..... maybe I should go get this thing looked at. Maybe I should stop riding my bike.. These seem like reasonable thoughts.

Now if it is by some miricale true, then enjoy it. Don't be a softy and be sensitive. Be a real man, hard and tough.
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      04-30-2012, 02:00 PM   #48
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Wouldn't you try to change the seat or maybe stop riding if you were experiencing these issues? Especially if you thought it was coming from the bike.
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      04-30-2012, 02:34 PM   #49
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Wouldn't you try to change the seat or maybe stop riding if you were experiencing these issues? Especially if you thought it was coming from the bike.
Well stated
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      04-30-2012, 03:02 PM   #50
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Ummmmm, is having an erection for 20 months an unusually long time?
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      04-30-2012, 03:22 PM   #51
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Ummmmm, is having an erection for 20 months an unusually long time?
I find mine last around 22 months... he should be good.
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      04-30-2012, 03:48 PM   #52
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Unbeilevable! Only in the USA.
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      04-30-2012, 03:53 PM   #53
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I guess I should sue also! I get a hard on every time I drive my E92 and a prolonged one each time I watch and hear an E92 M3 with the BMW performance exhaust installed!!! I guess I get too excited also! I hope this jack ass loses the suit and ends up having to pay all of BMW legal fees!!!
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      04-30-2012, 04:02 PM   #54
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Scarlett Johanson better lawyer up
Ha! Best comment on this thread.
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      04-30-2012, 09:55 PM   #55
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This is totally weird. Like it's BMW's fault even though he has an aftermarket seat. This guy's problem is he has a boner and nobody to bone.
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      04-30-2012, 10:57 PM   #56
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This gives BMW ED a whole new meaning.
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      05-01-2012, 01:31 AM   #57
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what is a beemer?
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      05-01-2012, 03:06 AM   #58
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This is funny but sad at the same time.

Did he have his erection for 2 years straight?! Cuz I'm sure his heart would have given out after about 5 days of a straight hard on lol
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Well it's just as well most 17yo's can't afford Beemers, bikes or cars.

They would be wondering what the hell is unusual about having an erection for the last 20 months.
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they'll need some hard evidence for this case
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what is a beemer?
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