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      06-23-2007, 02:41 PM   #1
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A Quick Joke :)
How does a Mercedes Benz driver remove a condom?

















































He FARTS!!!!:
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      06-23-2007, 03:11 PM   #2
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well, at least we know MB drivers practice safe anal sex
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      06-25-2007, 01:44 PM   #3
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Hey i drive a benz,and i do not participate in those activies.!!! but decent joke none the less
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      06-25-2007, 02:44 PM   #4
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Hey i drive a benz,and i do now participate in those activies.!!! but decent joke none the less
you do now.
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      06-25-2007, 02:47 PM   #5
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Hey i drive a benz,and i do now participate in those activies.!!! but decent joke none the less
what an unfortunate typo... i hope it was a typo
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      06-25-2007, 02:50 PM   #6
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what an unfortunate typo... i hope it was a typo
that typo is funnier than the joke.
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      06-25-2007, 03:25 PM   #7
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Hey i drive a benz,and i do now participate in those activies.!!! but decent joke none the less

ROFL!!! The truth about MB drivers comes out!!!
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      06-25-2007, 04:27 PM   #8
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ROFL!!! The truth about MB drivers comes out!!!
A Freudian slip?
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A Freudian slip?
Freudian slip?

That's when you say one thing and mean your mother, right..

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      06-26-2007, 12:17 PM   #10
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Hey i drive a benz,and i do noT participate in those activies.!!! but decent joke none the less
ha edited, you know sometimes i should read what i type, then again i shouldn't be posting at work

anywho benz drivers do not participate in those activites....well maybe the c/slk class owners
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      06-26-2007, 12:46 PM   #11
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ha edited, you know sometimes i should read what i type, then again i shouldn't be posting at work

anywho benz drivers do not participate in those activites....well maybe the c/slk class owners
even though you edited your post i and some of the others still have the original because we quoted you.
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meh i can live with that....i mean how many members will view this thread.....heh heh...*sigh*this is gonna come bit me in the a$$ later isnt it
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meh i can live with that....i mean how many members will view this thread.....heh heh...*sigh*this is gonna come bit me in the a$$ later isnt it
no, its all good. i'm just having a little fun at your expense. wish i could buy you a beer on this fine hot day.
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it's actually nice out here today...but then again it's always cool in santa monica
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Hey i drive a benz,and i do now participate in those activies.!!! but decent joke none the less
you do now.
I must be slipping. That one completely got by me. to Bruno.
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holy crap that was hilarious...not the joke (well yes it was) the TYPO---hilarious...
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bump for a good typo
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that typo is funnier than the joke.
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funny joke and typo hehe
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that typo is funnier than the joke.
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