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      02-02-2012, 02:13 AM   #23
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Not quite the same, I was doing stuff with a girl back home over
Christmas break (in college). But I never completely "hooked up" because I thought she was to dumb (she is btw). My friend came over and was talking about and now I'm regretting not...someone flame me so I'll shut up. Thanks
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      02-02-2012, 03:51 AM   #24
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Because you were her 2nd pick. When her first choice wasn't available she'd be all about you. The guy who was her first choice was probably doing the same to her. It's a vicious cycle....

Also women are less attracted to a guy that is too available.
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      02-02-2012, 06:08 PM   #27
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you guys are noobs...never ever let a girl make you the option...


i don't think i've ever been BS to like that...i usually do the BSing
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      02-02-2012, 07:06 PM   #28
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This thread is going to cause break-ups. Men giving advice to other men....
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      02-02-2012, 08:11 PM   #29
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you guys are noobs...never ever let a girl make you the option...


i don't think i've ever been BS to like that...i usually do the BSing
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      02-03-2012, 01:15 AM   #30
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Man...Unfortunately, i can relate to this.

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This thread is going to cause break-ups. Men giving advice to other men....
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      02-03-2012, 01:21 AM   #31
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me: hey what test did you take to get your insurance license? i herd there is more than one?
her: no reply, deletes me off facebook


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you gotta be able to sniff out lies and bullshit if you're gonna make it...when a woman make you the option, she's fucking someone else and when that dude is tired of fucking her, she'll fuck you...while thinking of him
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you gotta be able to sniff out lies and bullshit if you're gonna make it...when a woman make you the option, she's fucking someone else and when that dude is tired of fucking her, she'll fuck you...while thinking of him
Hey, just as long as you get fucked, right?

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      02-03-2012, 10:53 AM   #34
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...i usually do the BSing


The only hard part is remembering the dumb shit you said months ago that they seem to remember like it was something important..

Gotta mix in some truth to help make it easier to remember the lies..

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me: hey what test did you take to get your insurance license? i herd there is more than one?
her: no reply, deletes me off facebook


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Yeah... I hate blatant spelling errors too.. I would have done the same thing.
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      02-03-2012, 11:43 AM   #35
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girl: Hey wanna come over at 1230? I get out of class but I have class at 2
guy: ill try, I'm busy today
girl: please I will make lunch and we can have a quickie
guy: ill be there
girl: I love you so much I hope you have a wonderful morning. Here is a picture of my tits because its tuesday lol

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      02-03-2012, 02:18 PM   #36
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girl: Hey wanna come over at 1230? I get out of class but I have class at 2
guy: ill try, I'm busy today
girl: please I will make lunch and we can have a quickie
guy: ill be there
girl: I love you so much I hope you have a wonderful morning. Here is a picture of my tits because its tuesday lol

= Perfect girlfriend
Except the last part, this is the norm no? Women are hornier than men, and women like to cook for their man .
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      02-03-2012, 04:43 PM   #37
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girl: for a long time i was focus on my work, but now i really began to think in changin myself, you know, developin, growing

men: growing, im glad you say that ... did you now that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie? you heard this?

she: whos Ted Bundy?

men: forget it

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      02-05-2012, 03:54 PM   #38
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Girl: Ok i get off work at ten tomorrow i'll hit you up then.
Guy: Ok great

Next day... 11:3somethingPM

Show up to bar, have not texted her or been texted by her...

Walk down the stairs...

OH LOOK ITS THAT DOUCHE WHO SAID SHE WAS SO BUSY WITH WORK AND BLA BUT COULDNT WAIT TO SEE ME AGAIN

Girl smiles when she sees me

Guy walks by, proceeds to introduce another girl to his friends at the table next to flakey no text girl.

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girl: Hey wanna come over at 1230? I get out of class but I have class at 2
guy: ill try, I'm busy today
girl: please I will make lunch and we can have a quickie
guy: ill be there
girl: I love you so much I hope you have a wonderful morning. Here is a picture of my tits because its tuesday lol

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pics of gf. you know the rules
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