BMW M3 Forum (E90 E92)

BMW Garage BMW Meets Register Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read


Go Back   M3Post - BMW M3 Forum > BIMMERPOST Universal Forums > Off-Topic Discussions Board
 
Post Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      01-31-2012, 02:25 PM   #45
johanness
Banned
36

 
Drives: 2008 Z4MC
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Seattle, Vancouver


Posts: 1,741
iTrader: (3)

Garage List
Quote:
Originally Posted by HaveQuick
I normally just hold a big black rubber double ended dildo out my drivers side window and shake the hell out of it and look at them with my best I'm so angry at you right now that I am going to shake the shit out of a big black rubber double ended dildo out my window face........It's legal in Germany. Ok I lied it's not legal. Don't tell on me!
Spoken like a true German.

Sieg heil!
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 02:43 PM   #46
NYCGP
WTF are you looking at?
69

 
NYCGP's Avatar
 
Drives: Bandwagon
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Jungle


Posts: 1,578
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ErvGotti View Post
I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:01 PM   #47
MediaArtist
There is No Substitute
United_States
24

 
MediaArtist's Avatar
 
Drives: Audi A6, 997 GT3 RS, E90 335i
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Laguna Beach, CA


Posts: 1,186
iTrader: (0)

I hold my gun on the steering wheel while I'm driving. I almost shot through my driver side window once, now I keep my finger off the trigger, but the threat of bullets ringing out if you cut me off still remains.
__________________
'13 Audi A6
'07 Porsche GT3 RS
'08 BMW E90 335i
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:06 PM   #48
NYCGP
WTF are you looking at?
69

 
NYCGP's Avatar
 
Drives: Bandwagon
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Jungle


Posts: 1,578
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaArtist View Post
I hold my gun on the steering wheel while I'm driving. I almost shot through my driver side window once, now I keep my finger off the trigger, but the threat of bullets ringing out if you cut me off still remains.


talk about staying in character...
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:10 PM   #49
Wolf
Captain
10

 
Wolf's Avatar
 
Drives: on hold
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Earth


Posts: 727
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by HaveQuick View Post
I normally just hold a big black rubber double ended dildo out my drivers side window and shake the hell out of it and look at them with my best I'm so angry at you right now that I am going to shake the shit out of a big black rubber double ended dildo out my window face........It's legal in Germany. Ok I lied it's not legal. Don't tell on me!
thank you... you just made my day
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by bimmerjph View Post
Quote:
Originally Posted by SCOTT26 View Post
BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:15 PM   #50
The Ghost of Tom Joad
Banned
No_Country
2

 
Drives: B744
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Up In The Air


Posts: 50
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by NYCGP View Post
Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:23 PM   #51
Gregxi
First Lieutenant
United_States
22

 
Gregxi's Avatar
 
Drives: 2006 330xi 6mt
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: On the crapper


Posts: 336
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by NYCGP View Post
Your name on this forum is "ErvGotti"... We get it.. you think you're a gangsta. You don't need to explain yourself.
Relative of yours?
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:29 PM   #52
MastaMind
I like beer
24

 
Drives: AW 135
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Under Pressure


Posts: 1,287
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ken1137 View Post
I have a Colt AR 15 Highly recommended...I also have a Tactical mini 14. My buddy has a Ruger 556 and it's pretty nice and less expensive.
6920 by any chance?
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:39 PM   #53
Templar
Lieutenant Colonel
United_States
43

 
Templar's Avatar
 
Drives: 2011 E92 M3
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: One of the coasts...


Posts: 1,818
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2011 BMW M3  [5.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by ErvGotti View Post
I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
I see...

__________________
'11 BMW E92 ///M3 - ZCP and DCT
'13 Toyota Tundra - 4x4 Platinum CrewMax, 5.7l iForce V8
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 03:53 PM   #54
ken1137
Brigadier General
United_States
64

 
ken1137's Avatar
 
Drives: a slow 2009 e90 335i
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Chicago


Posts: 3,698
iTrader: (7)

Garage List
2009 e90 335i  [3.20]
Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaMind View Post
6920 by any chance?
Yep...6920 Sporter
__________________

BMWCCA member
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 04:31 PM   #55
O-cha
Brigadier General
132

 
O-cha's Avatar
 
Drives: Mcoupe
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In front of you


Posts: 4,729
iTrader: (2)

Send a message via AIM to O-cha
Quote:
Originally Posted by ErvGotti View Post
I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
So what you're saying is you're incapable of keeping your heavier bigger tire footprint car from being pushed off the road by a prius? You must really suck as a driver.


Imbecile.
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 04:35 PM   #56
lopealle
Resident Black Guy
Zimbabwe
101

 
lopealle's Avatar
 
Drives: Lion
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Federal Way, WA


Posts: 2,245
iTrader: (2)

Garage List
2006 M5  [5.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by MediaArtist View Post
I totally agree.

Every once in a while, if someone is getting too close and won't move the 3-4 recommended car lengths away, I like to pop a shot off at their fender just to make my point.
We got some badasses in here.

Quote:
Originally Posted by ErvGotti View Post
I really dont care WTF you think, but when some one swerves into your lane on purpose to run you off the road and potentially end your life then I dont give a fuck if think your the only motherfucker with rights to the road. I did't point the gun at him and I didn't wave it at him, He was staring me down like he was gonna try to run me off the road again.
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 05:35 PM   #57
MastaMind
I like beer
24

 
Drives: AW 135
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Under Pressure


Posts: 1,287
iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by ken1137 View Post
Yep...6920 Sporter
Same here. We must have the same taste in metal and oil.
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 05:42 PM   #58
ken1137
Brigadier General
United_States
64

 
ken1137's Avatar
 
Drives: a slow 2009 e90 335i
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Chicago


Posts: 3,698
iTrader: (7)

Garage List
2009 e90 335i  [3.20]
Quote:
Originally Posted by MastaMind View Post
Same here. We must have the same taste in metal and oil.
Yep, we have good taste in metal and oil
__________________

BMWCCA member
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 09:39 PM   #59
mike the snake
Lieutenant
19

 
Drives: 135i
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Sonoma County, CA.


Posts: 539
iTrader: (1)

I was cruising down the road, with my Beretta in one hand, and my 50 cal. in the other, cutting people off, and then slowing down really slow, and pointing my guns at them, and then this guy actually slows to let me merge when I was getting on the freeway, and I was like WTF, so I shot a couple holes in his fender and flipped him off.
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 09:42 PM   #60
infinitekid2002
Creepin while ya sleepin
United_States
83

 
infinitekid2002's Avatar
 
Drives: Like a Bat out of Hell
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: City of Angels


Posts: 3,398
iTrader: (4)

Garage List
2008 135i  [3.71]
Quote:
Originally Posted by mike the snake View Post
I was cruising down the road, with my Beretta in one hand, and my 50 cal. in the other, cutting people off, and then slowing down really slow, and pointing my guns at them, and then this guy actually slows to let me merge when I was getting on the freeway, and I was like WTF, so I shot a couple holes in his fender and flipped him off.
+1
__________________
Appreciate 0
      01-31-2012, 09:58 PM   #61
yakev724
Brigadier General
Russian Federation
147

 
yakev724's Avatar
 
Drives: 00 RX300
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Ithaca, NY


Posts: 3,559
iTrader: (49)

Appreciate 0
      02-01-2012, 09:01 AM   #62
import36
Burrito bowl connoisseur
United_States
61

 
import36's Avatar
 
Drives: E92 335i MT, E46 M3 SMG
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Seven Cities


Posts: 3,434
iTrader: (1)

Garage List
2008 BMW 335i Coupe  [4.50]
2005 BMW M3  [5.00]
try me...

__________________
Mods: Procede Rev3 9-10|AE Catless Dual Exhaust|AR Design Catless DPs|AMS FMIC|Stett Charge Pipe w/Tial BOV|Stett CAI|BMS OCC|BMS CDV|Volk TE37 SLs|KW V2 Coilovers|Cusco OS Strut Brace|Macht Schnell Stud Conversion|Work RS-R Lugnuts|Gloss Black Roof|Matte Black Kidney Grills|UED Lower Bumper Grills|OEM Aero Lip and Painted Reflectors|M3 Sideskirts| VRS Decklid Aero Spoiler|Gloss Black Roof|M Peformance Alcantara Steering Wheel(blue)|OSS V2.0 LED Angel Eyes|8000k HID Fog Lights|8000k MTEC Xenons
Appreciate 0
      02-01-2012, 09:22 AM   #63
Gregxi
First Lieutenant
United_States
22

 
Gregxi's Avatar
 
Drives: 2006 330xi 6mt
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: On the crapper


Posts: 336
iTrader: (0)

ran in the house, and grabbed ma clip
wit the mack 10 on the side of ma hip
bailed outside and pointed ma weapon
just as i thought the fools kept steppin
jumped in the fo' hit the juice on ma ride
i got front back, and side to side
then i let the alpine play
pumpin new shit by NWA
Appreciate 0
      02-01-2012, 09:26 AM   #64
ken1137
Brigadier General
United_States
64

 
ken1137's Avatar
 
Drives: a slow 2009 e90 335i
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Chicago


Posts: 3,698
iTrader: (7)

Garage List
2009 e90 335i  [3.20]
See you on the 405

Name:  BMW bike.jpg
Views: 106
Size:  64.7 KB
__________________

BMWCCA member
Appreciate 0
      02-02-2012, 01:27 PM   #65
Jebus335
Private First Class
6

 
Drives: 07 335i
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Ca


Posts: 149
iTrader: (3)

Appreciate 0
Post Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:01 PM.




m3post
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST