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      12-23-2011, 11:02 AM   #23
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lol at people actually believing all this..
lol at you not believing it.
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      12-24-2011, 08:07 PM   #24
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So, are we not telling secrets or what...?


1. I stole a chain from a store for my dog when I was 4?
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      12-24-2011, 09:26 PM   #25
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i had sex with vince's sister. whoops.
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      12-25-2011, 08:23 PM   #26
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Can u send me the collections of ur hawt mom undressing :
BTW thats fawk up :shootself:
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its obviously fake but its funny as hell to read lmfao
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      12-26-2011, 11:35 AM   #28
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      12-27-2011, 08:35 AM   #30
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i had sex with vince's sister. whoops.
My sister would break you... And then my father would hang you by your toes for days on end until you cried out for mercy... which you wouldn't be given.
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      12-27-2011, 09:59 AM   #31
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... Who can think up shit like that?
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I didn't lose my virginity till I was 26. Yea I was a late bloomer. All my friends were having sex since Junior High, and here I was, fresh out of College with nothing but a boner and hand cream. While visiting my sister, her an her husband use to have sex in the bedroom next to where I slept. I could hear them every night, and I would jerk off under my sheets to the sound of my sisters voice. But that's not all, it gets worse... I use to eventually dress up like a Ninja and tell my mom I was going out late at night to "play ninja" with my best friend. In reality, I would sneak around the back of the house and stand on top of my bicycle seat and peep through the window to watch my sister get nailed. But that's not all, eventually I couldn't take being a virgin and spanking to my sister, so I called a prostitute over to lose my virginity. Sad part is she was my first, so I fell in love with her and went broke fucking her every chance I got. I can't believe I'm telling this story, but I also then told my friends about her and introduced her as my girlfriend. Eventually one night I found out my best friend fucked her in the bathroom at a party and he knew the whole story, so out of embarrassment I locked myself in my room and continued to spank it to the sound of my sister getting banged by her husband...



See... Not that hard to come up with some bullshit...
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      12-27-2011, 10:05 AM   #32
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Shits fucked up if real



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My sister would break you... And then my father would hang you by your toes for days on end until you cried out for mercy... which you wouldn't be given.
Followed by the garbage truck treatment that you used to mitigate the "threats" to your new wife.
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      12-27-2011, 10:07 AM   #33
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I made out with a fat chick when I was drunk.

Sobered up just enough when she tried to take things further and got the fuck out of there.
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      12-27-2011, 10:08 AM   #34
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Followed by the garbage truck treatment that you used to mitigate the "threats" to your new wife.
What threats?

Speaking of which... life is good.
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      12-27-2011, 10:26 AM   #35
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THE most disgusting secret ive never told anybody is this... In college this hot red head called me up and asked me to come down to her room. There she pleaded for me to let her give me a blowjob. So in my infinite wisdom said no, because I was totally sober, and she was drunker than Vinny wearing a hooters outfit... But none the less... she keeps pleading and pleading... "Please!!!!! I know i can't compete with other girls but please let me try!!!" Again and again i said no because i couldn't live with myself taking advantage of such a hot girl when she's totally drunk! So i finally went back to my room and watched porn all night to get my mind off of it. This is secret because i made such a poor decision that it haunts me for the rest of my life... and that's why i never told anybody cuz they would say... what a fuckin pussy that guy was!
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      12-27-2011, 10:33 AM   #36
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THE most disgusting secret ive never told anybody is this... In college this hot red head called me up and asked me to come down to her room. There she pleaded for me to let her give me a blowjob. So in my infinite wisdom said no, because I was totally sober, and she was drunker than Vinny wearing a hooters outfit... But none the less... she keeps pleading and pleading... "Please!!!!! I know i can't compete with other girls but please let me try!!!" Again and again i said no because i couldn't live with myself taking advantage of such a hot girl when she's totally drunk! So i finally went back to my room and watched porn all night to get my mind off of it. This is secret because i made such a poor decision that it haunts me for the rest of my life... and that's why i never told anybody cuz they would say... what a fuckin pussy that guy was!
whats wrong with you. I can feel the regret as a third party
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      12-27-2011, 10:43 AM   #37
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THE most disgusting secret ive never told anybody is this... In college this hot red head called me up and asked me to come down to her room. There she pleaded for me to let her give me a blowjob. So in my infinite wisdom said no, because I was totally sober, and she was drunker than Vinny wearing a hooters outfit... But none the less... she keeps pleading and pleading... "Please!!!!! I know i can't compete with other girls but please let me try!!!" Again and again i said no because i couldn't live with myself taking advantage of such a hot girl when she's totally drunk! So i finally went back to my room and watched porn all night to get my mind off of it. This is secret because i made such a poor decision that it haunts me for the rest of my life... and that's why i never told anybody cuz they would say... what a fuckin pussy that guy was!
IMPOSSIBLE! NOTHING is hotter or more drunk then me in a Hooters outfit!!




Guess MY secret is out...... Damn u Sloppy!!!
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      12-27-2011, 01:42 PM   #38
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whats wrong with you. I can feel the regret as a third party
Yeah, this should go into a regret thread...
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IMPOSSIBLE! NOTHING is hotter or more drunk then me in a Hooters outfit!!




Guess MY secret is out...... Damn u Sloppy!!!
Damn those clothes are tighter than a tight condom bro
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      12-27-2011, 02:18 PM   #40
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I didn't lose my virginity till I was 26. Yea I was a late bloomer. All my friends were having sex since Junior High, and here I was, fresh out of College with nothing but a boner and hand cream. While visiting my sister, her an her husband use to have sex in the bedroom next to where I slept. I could hear them every night, and I would jerk off under my sheets to the sound of my sisters voice. But that's not all, it gets worse... I use to eventually dress up like a Ninja and tell my mom I was going out late at night to "play ninja" with my best friend. In reality, I would sneak around the back of the house and stand on top of my bicycle seat and peep through the window to watch my sister get nailed. But that's not all, eventually I couldn't take being a virgin and spanking to my sister, so I called a prostitute over to lose my virginity. Sad part is she was my first, so I fell in love with her and went broke fucking her every chance I got. I can't believe I'm telling this story, but I also then told my friends about her and introduced her as my girlfriend. Eventually one night I found out my best friend fucked her in the bathroom at a party and he knew the whole story, so out of embarrassment I locked myself in my room and continued to spank it to the sound of my sister getting banged by her husband...



See... Not that hard to come up with some bullshit...

... You need therapy. But I see your point.
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I would remove that if I were you lol
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