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      12-20-2011, 08:50 AM   #1
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16 yr old Faps 42 times to his death

16 yr old Brazilian Boy faps 42 times, non-stop all night. He died afterwards


http://www.newspitter.com/2011/10/12...s-to-his-death
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      12-20-2011, 08:55 AM   #2
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who counted?
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      12-20-2011, 09:00 AM   #3
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who counted?
good question! I have no idea

maybe the girl the article mentioned via webcam?
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      12-20-2011, 09:05 AM   #4
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Are you people stupid or what. 17 million videos and 600 million pictures. This is like The Onion type of news.
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I don't buy it, How do you stay awake after the second or third time?
or how do you have any skin left after a marathon session?
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      12-20-2011, 09:20 AM   #6
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Are you people stupid or what. 17 million videos and 600 million pictures. This is like The Onion type of news.
who are you calling stupid? Only stupid person here is you for taking this thread seriously.

I posted this thread for entertainment potential, the story is obviously flawed, but hey, this is the OT.

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      12-20-2011, 09:23 AM   #7
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This is like The Onion type of news.
And that makes it not funny? The Onion has some funny stuff IMO...
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These are funny as hell, but I can't embed them

13 year old close to breaking masturbation record....
http://on.cc.com/dX8EoY



http://on.cc.com/hBelDY
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the story;

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tragedy struck the inhabitants of Rubiataba Brazil, in the interior of Goiás. A 16 year old teenager died after masturbating 42 times non-stop. According to testimony from his mother, he started around midnight and spent all night masturbating continuously. He would ‘finish’ one and start the next.

The mother’s minor was worried about his urge to masturbate – “He did it hour after hour, I had already scheduled an appointment with a doctor”, she said.

On his school his mates paid his respects. A girl in his class, though, speaking to G17, said he often asked her to share webcam at midnight (Now, why would she do that…).

The teenager’s computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures.
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Are all OT forum members present and accounted for?
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      12-20-2011, 10:42 AM   #12
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no but seriously...

I still want to know how they determined 42 Faps
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the story;
No, he was murdered for his invention, the worlds first petabyte hard drive.
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no but seriously...

I still want to know how they determined 42 Faps
Counting wet tissue in his waste basket?
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      12-20-2011, 01:39 PM   #15
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      12-20-2011, 03:34 PM   #16
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The teenager’s computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures.
Ummm... no way can someone store that much without having millions to spend.

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I tried having a fapathon and failed moserably. I couldnt make it to 5
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Are you people stupid or what. 17 million videos and 600 million pictures. This is like The Onion type of news.
Calm down idiot. This is for entertainment purposes. OFF TOPIC.
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why is it when something is posted to the internet the first thing some people think it is serious or for real. I stopped believing most things on the internet are real long ago. However, I am always impressed when something real does show up, that is just shows I have not seen it all and how stupid people can be.

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      12-20-2011, 09:44 PM   #20
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I wonder what kill streak award you get with 42 kills in a row. Also, his k/d must be awesome.
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Crazy, so many things went wrong lol...


no hard feelings, I am laughing my ass off.

..hard..feelings..
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Crazy, so many things went wrong lol...


no hard feelings, I am laughing my ass off.

..hard..feelings..
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