Topic: Christmas Wish List (Twisted Style) - Page 2

OOOSQ · 12-17-2011, 03:28 AM

You catch your fly, but nobody see's it or believes you...

I wish I could stop wishing for things....

shazzy04 · 12-17-2011, 09:19 AM

you stop wishing for things but now you can no longer wish for anything, ever.

I wish this game wasn't interesting

CJ421 · 12-17-2011, 09:56 AM

This thread is no longer interesting but due to an unfixable software glitch, becomes the only thread you can view in all of bimmerpost.

I wish to not get sick this holiday season.

immiketoo · 12-17-2011, 10:05 AM

You don't get sick this holiday season, but you develop an extreme hatred for everyone els that does get sick and you seclude yourself until spring.

I want to become independently wealthy.

oneintheory · 12-17-2011, 12:16 PM

you become independently wealthy, but every charity and religious association in your area knocks on your door and calls every day asking for money.

i wish i didn't get migraines.

shazzy04 · 12-17-2011, 01:03 PM

You no longer get migranes, but now you have cancer (heart goes out to all that has or fought cancer!)

I wish for these salted crackers to not taste like ass.

The Ghost of Tom Joad · 12-17-2011, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shazzy04

You no longer get migranes, but now you have cancer (heart goes out to all that has or fought cancer!)

I wish for these salted crackers to not taste like ass.

The salted crackers stop tasting like ass, but you soon find you enjoy the taste of asshole and start tossing salad for a living.

I wish all women would become mute

e for effort · 12-17-2011, 06:27 PM

All women become mute and you end up having a fetish for mimes.

I wish I didn't eat that taco bell last night.

immiketoo · 12-17-2011, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by e for effort

All women become mute and you end up having a fetish for mimes.

I wish I didn't eat that taco bell last night.

You did eat taco bell last night, and there's no amount of wishing that can save your soul. Or your bowel.

I wish I felt more motivated to go to a Christmas party.

CJ421 · 12-18-2011, 12:43 PM

You feel more motivated to go to the party but get lost on the way there and drive aimlessly for hours, in stop-and-go traffic.

I wish it was spring time.

ChineseGuy · 12-18-2011, 04:33 PM

It is spring time, but you realize you're in a parallel universe in which you're Justin Beiber's sex slave.

I wish there's a switch where I can turn off my emotions for that bitch

silvergray545 · 12-18-2011, 04:49 PM

You get that switch that you can turn your emotions off but then she becomes the girl you marry.

I wish for it to keep snowing so I can go snowboarding more over break.

lopealle · 12-18-2011, 05:02 PM

It keeps snowing but then after snow drizzle some assholes go and piss in it.

I wish my parents werent so boring

immiketoo · 12-18-2011, 06:01 PM

Your parents aren't boring, but then they proposition you for a threesome. You accept out of boredom

I wish that I would get a Omega Speedmaster for Christmas.

12-17-2011, 03:28 AM	#23
OOOSQ First Lieutenant Drives: 2012 2.0d AW X3 M-Sport Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 346 iTrader: (0)	You catch your fly, but nobody see's it or believes you... I wish I could stop wishing for things.... __________________ My X3

12-17-2011, 09:19 AM	#24
shazzy04 Lieutenant Colonel Drives: 07 E90 6Spd Bsm Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,723 iTrader: (5)	you stop wishing for things but now you can no longer wish for anything, ever. I wish this game wasn't interesting __________________ 07 E90 328i\| Eurocharged \| Black Kidney Grille \| GP Thunder 8.5k Halogens \| aFe Dry Intake \| C/F Splitters \| C/F Emblems \| Muffler Delete \| 12mm Spacers \| Blacklines \| Rpi Air Scoops \| Rho Plate \|

12-17-2011, 09:56 AM	#25
CJ421 Colonel Drives: 2011 E92 335i 6MT Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: PA Posts: 2,906 iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW 335i [4.63]	This thread is no longer interesting but due to an unfixable software glitch, becomes the only thread you can view in all of bimmerpost. I wish to not get sick this holiday season. __________________ 2011 BMW 335i - 6MT, M Sport, Le Mans blue, Logic7

12-17-2011, 01:03 PM	#28
shazzy04 Lieutenant Colonel Drives: 07 E90 6Spd Bsm Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,723 iTrader: (5)	You no longer get migranes, but now you have cancer (heart goes out to all that has or fought cancer!) I wish for these salted crackers to not taste like ass. __________________ 07 E90 328i\| Eurocharged \| Black Kidney Grille \| GP Thunder 8.5k Halogens \| aFe Dry Intake \| C/F Splitters \| C/F Emblems \| Muffler Delete \| 12mm Spacers \| Blacklines \| Rpi Air Scoops \| Rho Plate \|

12-17-2011, 06:27 PM	#30
e for effort Rolling Republic Drives: M Coupe Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Sacramento Posts: 234 iTrader: (1)	All women become mute and you end up having a fetish for mimes. I wish I didn't eat that taco bell last night. __________________ Check out my automotive blog @ http://rollingrepublic.com We are now offering Rolling Republic decals as well, so shoot me a message if you'd like one!

12-17-2011, 12:16 PM	#27
oneintheory no longer a BMW owner Drives: 2011 Ford Edge Sport Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Suffolk/Chesapeake, VA Posts: 1,469 iTrader: (0)	you become independently wealthy, but every charity and religious association in your area knocks on your door and calls every day asking for money. i wish i didn't get migraines.

12-18-2011, 12:43 PM	#32
CJ421 Colonel Drives: 2011 E92 335i 6MT Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: PA Posts: 2,906 iTrader: (1) Garage List 2011 BMW 335i [4.63]	You feel more motivated to go to the party but get lost on the way there and drive aimlessly for hours, in stop-and-go traffic. I wish it was spring time. __________________ 2011 BMW 335i - 6MT, M Sport, Le Mans blue, Logic7

12-18-2011, 04:33 PM	#33
ChineseGuy QuickShifter Drives: Black E90 Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North Pole Posts: 1,501 iTrader: (2)	It is spring time, but you realize you're in a parallel universe in which you're Justin Beiber's sex slave. I wish there's a switch where I can turn off my emotions for that bitch

12-18-2011, 04:49 PM	#34
silvergray545 Banned Drives: E60 545i Sport Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 443 iTrader: (1) Garage List 2005 545i Sport [0.00]	You get that switch that you can turn your emotions off but then she becomes the girl you marry. I wish for it to keep snowing so I can go snowboarding more over break.

12-18-2011, 05:02 PM	#35
lopealle Resident Black Guy Drives: Lion Join Date: May 2009 Location: Federal Way, WA Posts: 2,254 iTrader: (2) Garage List 2006 M5 [5.00]	It keeps snowing but then after snow drizzle some assholes go and piss in it. I wish my parents werent so boring

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