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Shake it like the man she wishes she was. 5 10.87%
Gentle, yet confindent eye contact. 38 82.61%
Forever Alone. 3 6.52%
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      12-14-2011, 01:32 PM   #1
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How do you shake a woman's hand?

Recently shook a teachers hand, and she said it was too "light". That it implies I'm chauvinistic, and better than a female.

I personally just let their finger-tips get to my knuckles and I just lightly squeeze the fingers. I don't let the thumbs align and intertwine with each other like I do men.

I'm a very big guy, I don't go around grabbing females hands and squeezing the hell out of them, I consider it polite and she considered it sexist.
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      12-14-2011, 01:35 PM   #2
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Lightly.

Although it sucks when ladies decide to shake hands like men and crush your 4 fingers.
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#2 for sure.
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what they said
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backhand, chauvinistic? Some people are just weird. I don't know of any women that would want their hand squeezed like a man.

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try one of these next time you see her.





i would be gentle
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Sounds like your teacher's a lesbian.
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I've only found a couple females that shook hands like men...and they were each bigger dykes than the one that broke in NOLA.
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give her some dap
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Sounds like your teacher's a lesbian.
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Just smack her ass next time and tell her good game.
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Tell her she's being sexist to think just because you're a big guy you should have a strong handshake...tell her you're actually quite a gentle lad.
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I usually give firm handshakes in general.
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I shake 50 women's hands a day. Most put it out there like dead fish. Very very few do it like a man.
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I shake 50 women's hands a day. Most put it out there like dead fish. Very very few do it like a man.
That was my general consensus in life, I've shaken many females hands, and I have never been told that. I assumed lesbians felt that way, so I said this "I wish feminists wore something recognizable so I didn't have to hold the door open for them". I then said "feminists want all of the perks, yet want to be treated equally." Which one is it?
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