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      11-20-2011, 10:05 AM   #1
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WTF just happened?

Lol, I was planning on going to Golden Corral, but then there was a knock on my back door. :shifty: No one uses the back door..

I was going up stairs to get some pants on and I told my wife to go get the door but look first. She looked and didnt see anything from eye level. I came back down stairs and there is a lil girl in our living room. :shifty: She was so nice and normal, I thought this was the most weird shit. She was saying we had a nice tv and nice bed and my wife is so DAMN nice, she took her upstairs and showed her the house.

I am like, first of all, this is someones kid and now shes in our house, GET this kid OUT of the house lmao. She came back with lil cute pieces of chalk and was writing on our cement pad outside lol. It was the weirdest/cutest/oddest thing thats ever happened to us ever. :rofl3:

Apparently shes like 3 doors down from us and her mom finally came and talked her into leaving lol, I was like its a good thing we're on a military installation man. Some weird Sunday morning craziness!
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i like this story......





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Suspicious, OP walking around the house without pants, hears knock on back door that nobody uses, tells wife to answer as he hides upstairs, who goes to Golden Corral ?
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who goes to Golden Corral ?
poor people.....
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      11-20-2011, 01:35 PM   #5
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Golden Corral ftw.
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Suspicious, OP walking around the house without pants, hears knock on back door that nobody uses, tells wife to answer as he hides upstairs, who goes to Golden Corral ?


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      11-20-2011, 03:12 PM   #7
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i used to get golden corral commercials (when i had cable)... but i have never seen one... east coast thing i suppose?
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This story gives me the creeps...quiet Sunday morning, random little kid, golden corral...this has bad ending written all over it
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I'd shit brix is a little girl was in my living room. I'm afraid of little girl ghosts. Eff That Shit.

I'd be like the UC Davis cops and pepper spray the shit out of her for peacefully being in my living room!
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LOL for some reason when i read the first sentence i thought you shit your pants...?

must be the combination of buffet plus "backdoor"
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I'd shit brix is a little girl was in my living room. I'm afraid of little girl ghosts. Eff That Shit.

I'd be like the UC Davis cops and pepper spray the shit out of her for peacefully being in my living room!
I'd shit bricks after going to Golden Corral but I do like it.
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LMAO ^


also, I dont like golden corral it was to meet my cousin there for a morning breakfast thats all, I hate it.
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OP lost me after Golden Corral...
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Whos on your avatar lmao?
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<--- That's me.. Why? You had a different image in mind?
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Lol, didnt expect an actor from bum fights lmao
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LOL for some reason when i read the first sentence i thought you shit your pants...?

must be the combination of buffet plus "backdoor"
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I'd shit brix is a little girl was in my living room. I'm afraid of little girl ghosts. Eff That Shit.

I'd be like the UC Davis cops and pepper spray the shit out of her for peacefully being in my living room!
i would spartan kick that little girl
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Sounds like a great way for a burglar to scout your house. Send in an innocent looking kid to inventory your house to see if it's worth their time.
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He is on base... something tells me he might be okay.
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