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      11-17-2011, 08:57 PM   #23
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Hardly lol but vaults now have to be opened by multiple employees so getting the together would add time to getting the money too.
ive worked at a bank too brah haha i know how shit works
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      11-17-2011, 08:58 PM   #24
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ive worked at a bank too brah haha i know how shit works
alright bank expert
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      11-17-2011, 09:03 PM   #25
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Hardly lol but vaults now have to be opened by multiple employees so getting the together would add time to getting the money too.
ive worked at a bank too brah haha i know how shit works
Yeah I know, just throwing more facts to the OP
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      11-17-2011, 09:24 PM   #26
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alright bank expert
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      11-17-2011, 09:26 PM   #27
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      11-17-2011, 09:44 PM   #28
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my bank got held up today actually

guy walked up to the teller and said "fill this envelope if you don't want to get hurt"
the bank's policy is just to hand the guy under 1,000$ and be done
so she did just that.. she put ~600$ in the envelope and the guy walked away

it happened about 2hrs before I got to my bank and the manager was telling me about it (friend). The police were going over the security cams and dusting for prints but odds are they won't catch the guy.
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      11-17-2011, 09:55 PM   #29
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A guy in my hometown tried to rob a bank through the drive-thru with a grenade lol, teller laughed him and she was fired after.
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      11-17-2011, 09:56 PM   #30
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How about doing it like Bank Job? Digging from underneath?
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      11-17-2011, 10:06 PM   #31
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digging underneath for less than $500,000? nah.
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      11-17-2011, 11:22 PM   #32
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Inb4 guys in this thread upgrade to m3s
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      11-17-2011, 11:25 PM   #33
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Gimme a while to come up with something cool to get a big "high dollar" bank. In the meantime...
Target a bank in a smaller town, less law enforcement, less trained and experienced law enforcement. It's an advantage, though only slight. Get say 4 guys for the team. One driver, 3 robbers. Getaway car is something decently cheap but a rwd sedan, ie older M5(the one with the V8, is it E39?), make sure it's in good running order, everything ready for hard driving. Downside to M5 is that it doesnt blend in well. Leave it up to you to decide your car. Obtain 3 menacing looking firearms. I would say UMP 45's, but those are hard to come by and my plan involves no actual shooting so useless power. 3 shotguns will work. Black and all the same. Dress in all black, all wearing masks of course, gloves, everything. All the shotguns should be the same. This uniformity will create a professional look and cause more fear than billy bob walking in with his hunt'n gun.
The robbery. Burst through front doors, get everyone on ground, watch for texting, calls, have one robber instantly rush and jump over the counter if possible and order all tellers back. Have all cash in registers thrown into bag of choice, gtfo. Don't fuck with the vault, don't shoot anyone. If you go down, you go down as a small timer.
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      11-17-2011, 11:28 PM   #34
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I've said too much lol, but that wouldn't work either^^
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      11-17-2011, 11:32 PM   #35
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alright bank expert
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ive worked at a bank too brah haha i know how shit works
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my bank got held up today actually

guy walked up to the teller and said "fill this envelope if you don't want to get hurt"
the bank's policy is just to hand the guy under 1,000$ and be done
so she did just that.. she put ~600$ in the envelope and the guy walked away

it happened about 2hrs before I got to my bank and the manager was telling me about it (friend). The police were going over the security cams and dusting for prints but odds are they won't catch the guy.
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lol wat?

EDIT: I see what you did there.
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      11-17-2011, 11:35 PM   #36
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BMWs are good heist cars, no?
I think the M5 would be the car of choice
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      11-18-2011, 04:54 AM   #37
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Go big or go home! hit the gold vault of federal reserve bank NY. $25 billion. Looks like you need couple tank, chopper and a battallion of mercenary to do the job.
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      11-18-2011, 05:17 AM   #38
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my bank got held up today actually

guy walked up to the teller and said "fill this envelope if you don't want to get hurt"
the bank's policy is just to hand the guy under 1,000$ and be done
so she did just that.. she put ~600$ in the envelope and the guy walked away

it happened about 2hrs before I got to my bank and the manager was telling me about it (friend). The police were going over the security cams and dusting for prints but odds are they won't catch the guy.
wtf that was an easy $600 for that guy lol
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      11-18-2011, 09:08 AM   #39
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I can not, in good conscious, participate in this thread
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      11-18-2011, 01:00 PM   #40
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In China and Taiwan they do it the easier way by getting a manager to wire out the money lol..
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      11-18-2011, 01:03 PM   #41
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Wire can be traced, in the US you have to call ahead to withdraw more than 10k, so a wire and attempt to withdraw it would throw res flags
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      11-18-2011, 01:05 PM   #42
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Robbing a bank is stupid, too much security and too many witnesses.

You rob the small armored cars that refill ATM machines at the mall. During xmas time, the ones here carry MILLIONS, with only 2 security guards. Think of it this way: each "cassette" in the machine carries 40K in cash, and each machine holds multiple cassettes. Do the math.

Plus, those guys are lightly armed, and most only have revolvers at that.
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      11-18-2011, 01:09 PM   #43
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Robbing a bank is stupid, too much security and too many witnesses.

You rob the small armored cars that refill ATM machines at the mall. During xmas time, the ones here carry MILLIONS, with only 2 security guards. Think of it this way: each "cassette" in the machine carries 40K in cash, and each machine holds multiple cassettes. Do the math.

Plus, those guys are lightly armed, and most only have revolvers at that.
They're a lot more armed than you think. But I agree it would probably be the easiest, but still almost impossible.
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They're a lot more armed than you think. But I agree it would probably be the easiest, but still almost impossible.
ambush the truck on a small street. put an EFP in the road, it runs over it, 'disables' the guards and truck, and you can do your worst with the loot.
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