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      10-27-2011, 01:44 PM   #1
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Let's talk about Zombies

This is random as shyt but,

If my house were to be under attack by zombies, I would put multiple outward facing treadmills around the entire perimeter of my house and put them on max speed. Genius idea.

Facts about zombies:

1.) They're dumb.
2.) Nearly immortal
3.) Relentless


What would you use (weapons, methods, ninja skills) to keep the zombies at bay?

P.S. Why does the black guy always die first in horror films?!
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      10-27-2011, 01:48 PM   #2
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Just act like a zombie.... they're dumb, remember.
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      10-27-2011, 01:50 PM   #3
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I think it would be fun to sit on the roof and pick them off with a sniper rifle like in dawn of the dead. Kind of demented, but I think it would be a blast to just go on an absolute rampage and just kill as many as I can. Then always keep the loaded 9 in the back pocket to kill myself before I get eaten alive.
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killing zombies would be fun for about a week until you realize you've almost eaten all of your food and you'll probably never leave the house again lol
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I think it would be fun to sit on the roof and pick them off with a sniper rifle like in dawn of the dead. Kind of demented, but I think it would be a blast to just go on an absolute rampage and just kill as many as I can. Then always keep the loaded 9 in the back pocket to kill myself before I get eaten alive.
That's what I'm talking bout... I'd also like to drive a tank through a swarm of zombies while playing some EDM music on blast!

But what would you do if the zombies bite one of your loved ones and now they're a zombie trying to kill you?

Blast their head off or no?
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killing zombies would be fun for about a week until you realize you've almost eaten all of your food and you'll probably never leave the house again lol
Damn. You make a good point. I forgot zombies don't seem to get hungry. I'd probably send out the weakest link in the house (male or female) to get groceries and hopefully they'd have some type of gattling gun
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That's what I'm talking bout... I'd also like to drive a tank through a swarm of zombies while playing some EDM music on blast!

But what would you do if the zombies bite one of your loved ones and now they're a zombie trying to kill you?

Blast their head off or no?
let them nibble on my hand and hopefully turn into a zombie with them without the pain of seeing your insides being ripped out....





p.s. your treadmill idea would last as long as the power plant workers lasted before they turn into brain eating fucks.
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Ring of fire...

Or

Really tall fence...
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let them nibble on my hand and hopefully turn into a zombie with them without the pain of seeing your insides being ripped out....





p.s. your treadmill idea would last as long as the power plant workers lasted before they turn into brain eating fucks.
That was comedy bro.

EDIT: I'm still laughing at that. aww shyt that was funny
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let them nibble on my hand and hopefully turn into a zombie with them without the pain of seeing your insides being ripped out....





p.s. your treadmill idea would last as long as the power plant workers lasted before they turn into brain eating fucks.
i can't imagine turning into a zombie would feel very good.

self powering treadmills. let the zombies power you!
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i can't imagine turning into a zombie would feel very good.

self powering treadmills. let the zombies power you!
i think the only painful part is the tearing through your flesh process... i think actually becoming a zombie should be painless since its just a virus that kills your "conscious brain functions"
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Ring of fire...

Or

Really tall fence...
ring of fire doesn't work. they feel no pain and will pursue you until their bodies and burnt to the extent where they can no longer move.

really tall fence works so long as they don't surround you.

i'd rather do axe to the dome than double tap

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i think the only painful part is the tearing through your flesh process... i think actually becoming a zombie should be painless since its just a virus that kills your "conscious brain functions"
This depends, are we talking slow stupid Sean Of The Dead zombies? Or are we talking Rage infected 28 Days/Weeks Later zombies?
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i can't imagine turning into a zombie would feel very good.

self powering treadmills. let the zombies power you!

This. Infinite power. Problem SoCal edison?
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This depends, are we talking slow stupid Sean Of The Dead zombies? Or are we talking Rage infected 28 Days/Weeks Later zombies?
All zombies, all types. Even the aggressive ones in "I am Legend"
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I would flee to the nearest gun store and stock up HEAVILY. I'm sure most households don't have the proper weapons to defend themselves against a zombie outbreak.
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This depends, are we talking slow stupid Sean Of The Dead zombies? Or are we talking Rage infected 28 Days/Weeks Later zombies?
i would probably shit a brick if the rage ones came after me... your pretty much sol
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i would probably shit a brick if the rage ones came after me... your pretty much sol
Ya me too, they never get tired and they WILL catch you and rip you apart.
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