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      09-20-2011, 07:52 PM   #23
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I hope you knocked! It'd suck to get the address wrong...
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      09-20-2011, 07:55 PM   #24
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I hate how girls always come running back to me when a guy fucks them over. Shit is getting old.
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I hate how girls always come running back to me when a guy fucks them over. Shit is getting old.
get it wet one last time and cut em loose
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      09-20-2011, 08:00 PM   #26
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I hate how girls always come running back to me when a guy fucks them over. Shit is getting old.
Should blue ball her...
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      09-20-2011, 08:10 PM   #27
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Should blue ball her...
Talk it up all sappy sweet, then... Forcible, repetitive ass-to-mouth out of nowhere. That's the only way for that one last hatefuck.

Good luck. Send Vids.
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      09-20-2011, 08:20 PM   #28
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Haha it's actually two different girls.

One used to be a good friend of mine but all of a sudden since she has a bf, I don't exist anymore. Text or phone calls would never be returned. She constantly made shit up so she can't hang out with me. And if I'd see her out, she would barely say hi and then go hang out with the rest of the girls. What's really funny is, her bf is overseas. I don't get it.

The other one was a girl that I liked. Same shit as the other one. She makes no effort to contact me at all but then when I see her out, she's constantly eyeing me and on my nuts. Here's where I fail. I still like the girl. Idk why but I can't fuckin shake her off of me. I'm fucked
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      09-20-2011, 08:30 PM   #29
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Cucumbers. I mean...it's humiliating enough to find decent ones in the supermarket - do they really have to put that fucking grease on 'em?!
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      09-21-2011, 10:49 AM   #31
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When people with their PHDs insist you call them doctor. Once I was standing in line at starbucks and this fucktard would not grab his drink until they called him doctor so and so. I know you put a lot of work into getting your doctorate but get over yourself you are not gods gift to the people.
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      09-21-2011, 10:51 AM   #32
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When people with their PHDs insist you call them doctor. Once I was standing in line at starbucks and this fucktard would not grab his drink until they called him doctor so and so. I know you put a lot of work into getting your doctorate but get over yourself you are not gods gift to the people.
Lol, I hate people like that.
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      09-21-2011, 01:02 PM   #34
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When people with their PHDs insist you call them doctor. Once I was standing in line at starbucks and this fucktard would not grab his drink until they called him doctor so and so. I know you put a lot of work into getting your doctorate but get over yourself you are not gods gift to the people.
should have laughed in his face and trolled him. what's the worst he'd have done? lecture you?
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Starbucks attracts pricks no matter what the career, title, income, whatever...somehow paying $4-6 for a coffee seems to momentarily inflate peoples self-importance
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      09-21-2011, 01:18 PM   #36
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When people with their PHDs insist you call them doctor. Once I was standing in line at starbucks and this fucktard would not grab his drink until they called him doctor so and so. I know you put a lot of work into getting your doctorate but get over yourself you are not gods gift to the people.
would have taken his coffee lol



...that our society often equates the value of ignorant opinions to actual knowledge.

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      09-21-2011, 01:23 PM   #37
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i hate when you're about to be out of a parking lot that leads to a busy street, there is a clear left turn out of the parking lot, then some fucking old geezer in an acura TL backs out blocking your path, thus causing your left turn to take 10 minutes. that just happened.
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      09-21-2011, 01:39 PM   #38
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i hate my college (SUNY Maritime) and wake up miserable everyday but i stay because its easy to come home on weekends. We have to take a physical test to get out of "bootcamp" and i passed but everyone else cheated so we had to redo it and i failed the second time. This just happened an hour ago and i ready to burn this fucking place down!!
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      09-21-2011, 04:14 PM   #40
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The Chrysler fucktards who use our building are out of control. They'll have these trainings or seminars for their grunts (not sure if sales, mech, whatever) down the hall from us in a huge conference room every once in a while.

On the days that they're here, they piss all over the floor, all over the seats, leave used paper towels all over the ground instead of in the trash, they don't flush, the sinks and counters are left running and filthy, and for some reason they leave pubes EVERYWHERE. There is no sort of leadership or accountability in that group, and it seems to be a theme with that particular company. A kindergarten class without a teacher would be more responsible than those guys. No wonder they're getting caught smoking dope and drinking on lunch; they have no leadership or sense of responsibility/accountabiliy or pride in who/what they represent and it seems to be a company-wide problem.

Fuck those guys.
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Haha it's actually two different girls.

One used to be a good friend of mine but all of a sudden since she has a bf, I don't exist anymore. Text or phone calls would never be returned. She constantly made shit up so she can't hang out with me. And if I'd see her out, she would barely say hi and then go hang out with the rest of the girls. What's really funny is, her bf is overseas. I don't get it.

The other one was a girl that I liked. Same shit as the other one. She makes no effort to contact me at all but then when I see her out, she's constantly eyeing me and on my nuts. Here's where I fail. I still like the girl. Idk why but I can't fuckin shake her off of me. I'm fucked
Are u asian?
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The Chrysler fucktards who use our building are out of control. They'll have these trainings or seminars for their grunts (not sure if sales, mech, whatever) down the hall from us in a huge conference room every once in a while.

On the days that they're here, they piss all over the floor, all over the seats, leave used paper towels all over the ground instead of in the trash, they don't flush, the sinks and counters are left running and filthy, and for some reason they leave pubes EVERYWHERE. There is no sort of leadership or accountability in that group, and it seems to be a theme with that particular company. A kindergarten class without a teacher would be more responsible than those guys. No wonder they're getting caught smoking dope and drinking on lunch; they have no leadership or sense of responsibility/accountabiliy or pride in who/what they represent and it seems to be a company-wide problem.

Fuck those guys.
ujanitorbro?
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Are u asian?
he's brown
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he's brown
Does Middle Eastern count as being brown? (Not being sarcastic)
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