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      08-04-2011, 03:34 PM   #1
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How you drive = How good you are at sex

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Does how you drive determine how good you are at sex?
Gentlemen, the way you drive is apparently a giveaway to women on how you'll, er, behave between the sheets. Thus spake Hoda Kotb, co-host of the Today show's 73rd hour, who will never look at cab drivers the same way again.

Are your driving moves all jerky; are you constantly thrusting in and out of traffic? Are you the clumsy type all thumbs and apologies? Or are you a smooth operator behind the wheel, deftly caressing the road until it yields to your soft but firm touch, then skilfully building to a screaming climax?

Yeah, Hoda. Thanks for adding another layer of performance anxiety to our lives.
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