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      04-15-2010, 02:32 AM   #45
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this is fawkin' hilarious...

but why couldn't you just sit down on the toilet, shove your co** down the toilet, bend it if you have to, then sit down on it take a piss and crap at the same time?

Are you usually disgusted at sitting down on private toilets? You can line up the rim with 10 layers of toilet paper.
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      04-15-2010, 08:12 AM   #46
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Bump for hilarious nastiness!
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      05-18-2010, 03:24 AM   #47
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OMFG. Why did I have to read this the day after batting practice? I literally LOLed for five minutes and now my sides hurt even WORSE! This sh*t is EPIC regardless of its authenticity! The drawings are hilarious.
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      05-18-2010, 05:35 AM   #48
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Oh my god, I just cried laughing
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      06-03-2010, 04:16 AM   #49
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Funny shit literally

BTW Isnt a pee cup something you drive?

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      06-08-2010, 09:24 AM   #50
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I couldn't stop alughing while reading this. LOL
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      06-08-2010, 10:23 PM   #51
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whoever wrote that is bananas!
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      07-07-2010, 08:51 PM   #52
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Fake story. If you haven't learn to shit, piss with an erection then probably have no right to be driving
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      07-23-2010, 12:42 AM   #53
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anyway... should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again?
If you ever see her ask if you can use her bathroom real quick.
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      08-04-2010, 01:21 AM   #55
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hahahahahahahahahaha

a part of me refuses to believe that this was real. and the part of me that is telling me that it is.... that person is just a dumbfuck. hilarious read nonetheless though! i LOLed pretty freaking hard
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Im guessing you have stronger muscles now ........rofl
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i cant stop laughing
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the pictures made me laugh really loud at 1 in the morning and i woke up my parents. this was a great story real or not
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