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Nothing like a butt douche in the morning to wake you up.
This, of course followed by the inevitable wave of thought about how dirty the toilet water might be and who else's piss/shit you just got splashed onto the back of your nut-sack.
Perhaps you need to eat more fatty foods. When you take a power shit (like me) the toilet cowers in my presence and doesn't dare flush ahead of time!
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