http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080427/germa...sche.html?.v=2
^^ This part is serious
Here is an excerpt of the recordings (this part is not):
Unknown Speaker: Herr Wiedeking, how will Porsche innovate the 911 lineup?
Mr. Wiedeking: There is no need to update the 911. It is perfect, engine in the rear, no crash protection, 6 cylinder in a world of V8s. We can continue to work around the handling problems. The 911 customer is not typical of other sportscar buyers....they will buy whatever we produce! Npw, let's just go over the marketing messages on why the 911 is state-of-the-art! Let's look at the 998 final prototype.....who wants to start?