Meanwhile, back in the civilization an American athlete had to borrow pants to participate in the competition
http://billingsgazette.com/sports/ol...5e5a03b15.html
Can you Americans afford pants? I kinda assumed you could. But on the other hand, one third of the population is on food stamps... And lack of pants might actually explain why there are see so many assholes on public display there.
P.S. Hey! This thread was supposed to develop into an All American Douchebag Pride Parade (tm) by now. And all I see is about four Village-People-style clowns hugging each other. Where's everybody? Watching Olympics perhaps?