One time my buddy went after a girl I had dibs on, so I decided to prank him. He was in the parking lot, walking to his car after football practice. I was waiting in my car. As he was nearing his car, I sped towards him and hit him going 20mph. He was close enough to his car that he became trapped between both cars. Luckily, his lifeless body acted as a buffer between our cars so mine wasn't damaged!
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