Wow. Glad you're mostly ok.
Modern car design is amazing though. The center portion of the car looks completely normal, while the front and read ends are destroyed. I don't think you have to worry about whether the insurance company will consider the car totaled. It's pretty clear that's unfixable.
Not sure about the whole diving out of the car during the accident thing though. I'd rather have 3700 lbs of German steel/aluminum around me while everyone is playing bumper cars.