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Originally Posted by blueman2

Time is not a constant, as Einstein proved. In one of his lesser known proofs, he was able to show that time slowed in direct proportion to the desirability of the car you have just ordered.

T = f(cg)^3, where cg = car goodness factor.

As car goodness doubles, the perceived wait time increased by a factor of 8, according to Einstein.

Here are a few cg figures:

cg of Toyota Corolla = 1.3
cg of BMW 335i = 3.4
cg of M3 = 9.3
cg of Bugatti Veyron approaches infinity, but those able to afford this car have the means to warp time and thus get the car more quickly than you or I might think.

I love you, Einstein