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Originally Posted by kmarei
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Originally Posted by Ghetto2315
Chuck Norris drives with DSC off
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Chuck Norris drives with his DSC button ripped out!
And his power button set to ultra hyper sport
And he prefers his throttle pedal set to on/off
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When Chuck Norris ran the nurburgring, chuck ran a zero lap time every time. The club representative at the club said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on the nurburgring". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, im Chuck Norris, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.