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      04-15-2011, 12:39 AM   #26
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Originally Posted by JayKay335i View Post
Tell your parents to buy another m3

Oh, and stop being a bitch. Shes been fucking other guys for a while.

Girls dont just wake up one day and decide a long relationship is over. They chew on other dudes dongs for a while, test the waters, see if it fits in their ass, and check how it tastes before they walk away from a relationship. But she'll keep fucking with you because she knows she can and knowing that you are crying like a little girl and all she needs to do is snap her fingers and your there is just going to make her fuck other dudes more vigorously and text you when shes scooping the jizz out after for moral support.
BRUTAL JAY!!!!


But in reality, its the closest thing to the truth ITT though OP...

fuck bitches god damnit.... the second a guy turns into "Not a guy" so to speak (a guy being the bros in OT), they take your little freshly softened heart and wack the shit out of it.

Two days later "Guys are dicks"

sorry bout the shitch braaaaa

Fuck em... no point in moping. Your 20 y/o, you drive a 80k Bimmer... you can pull rando's. Do it till you fuck your self senseless IMO...
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