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I take it one step further.
When I see a cop, I flag him down, and say "Yeah, yeah, was speeding just now. Just give me the ticket already."
I also tell him about the one time I stole some candy at the drug store, I peeped into the girls locker room in high school, and I kicked a poodle once when I was really pissed.
It's kind of like going to confessional, but it costs more money and its a lot less creepy. For you anyway. It is much more creepy for the cop.
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