An older gentleman is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. for swerving all over the road in his car and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body.”
The officer then asks, “Really? ...So, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife, officer.”
And that's how he was let go
