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Damone begins his speech.
DAMONE (CONT'D)
First of all, Rat... never let on
how much you like a girl.
Damone turns to the cardboard cutout of Debbie
Harry to demonstrate.
DAMONE (CONT'D)
(disinterested)
Oh. Hi.
(turns back to The Rat) )
Two. Always call the shots.
He turns to Debbie Harry, who looks on with an
inviting cardboard smile.
DAMONE (CONT'D)
Kiss me.
(to The Rat)
Three. Act like wherever you are,
that's the place to be.
(to Debbie Harry;
debonair) )
Isn't this great?
(to The Rat)
Four. When ordering food, find out
what she wants and then order for
both of you... it's a classy move.
(to Debbie Harry; Cary
Grant)
And the lady will have...
(to The Rat)
Five. And this is most important.
When you get down to making out,
whenever possible, put on the first
side of Led Zeppelin IV.
(to Debbie Harry;
seductive)
Why don't you put this tape on? It
sounds great in the back of my
van... why don't we listen from
there?
ANGLE ON DEBBIE HARRY
with the same inviting smile.
DAMONE (CONT'D)
And that is how you talk to a girl,
Rat. Voila. You can't miss.
THE RAT
I think I've got it. Once I get
going, I'll be okay. But... how do
I get started? I mean, I hardly
know her.
DAMONE
You wuss. It's no problem. One
person says something to the other
and that's how it starts...
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