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      07-12-2012, 03:03 AM   #22
DARK_M3
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Drives: 08 E90, 89 Grand Wagoneer
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: So Cal

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1. Fine, it's cool to be gay and the church has always been full of shit anyway but why the fuck do you need to walk around outside in your underwear?!? Homo!

2. A true example of "better them than me"!

3. Sheep's gonna wished it stayed in the ocean after those two horn dogs are done with it.

4. Hmmm.. I wonder how many back editions of Playboy are in this pile that I can... borrow

5. Snookie. Is that like a fat cookie with syphilis?

6. Show off

7. Somebody's a little miss know it all eh? Her future husband's gonna love that!

8. $20?! That's it?? Cheapskate. Those kinds of memories are far more valuable!

9. Time to get a grungy shirt and hit Subway on Fridays!

10. Oh what? Momma's gotta swim? Jerk.

11. Just don't pull up in your M3 when getting your next freebie *wink wink

12. Nice gesture. Now make sure your wallet is still in your pocket.

13. & 14. They should pull through just fine... To go back to sleeping all day, ignoring you and whining for their next meal.

15. She love him long time.

16. Black tie and explosive vests optional.

17. And dinner is served!

18. I took my 1 year old out to a restaurant once. There was an angry mob waiting in the parking lot afterward.

19. Pssst.. hey general boy.. They spit in it.

20. From the looks of things, that water is freezing!

And 21. Alright, that's pretty fuckin cute actually.
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