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I was on a jury when I lived in Santa Barbara a couple years ago.
It was an assault with a deadly weapon case; a bum busted a bottle of champagne of another bums head.
(fuck a bottle of champagne.. some high class homeless peeps).
Funny thing was, they had to arrest all the witnesses for illegal camping just so they could testify sober.. Everyone of them had aka names like: Big Red, The Captain, Snoop, Princess, Jackie D...
It was comedy..
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