BMW has this policy about clicking M series.
SA: Actually, grease monkeys don't worry about clicking, 'cause modern cars don't click.
OP: Sorry. "Grease Monkeys"?
SA: Technicians. But when a car vibrates, then the grease monkey's gotta call BMW NA.
OP: My car... was vibrating?
SA: 9 times out of 10, it's a cell phone set to silent, but every once in a while...
SA: [Whispering] It's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article "a dildo." Never "your dildo."
OP: I don't own a...
