You hate SUVs. Well,
everyone hates SUVs, so there's nothing new there.
I hate crap smacking my windshield, too. I stay far back from trucks and don't really tailgate anyone, yet I still have some battle scars from the freeway. The worst are on my hood -- one rock from f-ing I-66 actually left a bit of a divot in the hood.
I hate Interstate 66.