11-10-2011, 12:34 PM
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#57
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Volcano Knuckles
Drives: 2017 Camaro SS 1LE
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Los Angeles
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Originally Posted by markham335i
1)my dad walked in on my gf and i banging... i have it on video, and him yelling saying "get the fuck out of the house!!" was very awkward at the time, now pretty funny.
2)ex girl and i were banging in an underground parking lot during lunch, someone called the police and 2 squad cars came rushing in >.> thankfully we were all finished (she was still in the back) but it was a spot we used many times and condoms were all over the place (yesyes i littered.. i was like 16 at the time lol) the officer said "sir r u telling me these condoms on the ground arnt yours?" i said of course not and when he asked for my license, i reached into the glove box and the pack of condoms fell out (same ones that were spread on the ground).. he also asked "why is ur gf sitting in the back of the car and u are in the front" i was nervous and said "shes not worthy to sit in the front".. followed by an awkward laugh :S... he was like "wtf... next time take this more private" and walked away...
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Like a BOSS.
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