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      03-03-2006, 12:18 AM   #8
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Originally Posted by e90rocks
That's a variant of this joke

Woman in dementia unit of nursing home says to man:
I can guess your age by feeling you balls.

Man: No f*in way.
Woman: Sure I can. I can tell exactly.
Man: Bet you $20
Woman: you're on. Drop em.
Man (dropping pants) Go ahead.
Woman (fondling balls): You're 84 and 3 months.
Man (Pulling up pants): Holy cow! How did you know (handing her $20 bill).
Woman: You told me yesterday.
he can remember he is 84 and 3months old but cant remember wha he said yesterday??


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