04-28-2007, 05:27 AM
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Major General
Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Vinton, Virginia
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Living In The 2000's
- You accidentally try to enter your password on the microwave
- You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
- You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
- You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
- Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
- When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
- When you make phone calls from home,you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.
- You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
- Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro.
- Your CV is on a disk in your pocket.
- You learn about your redundancy on the the 11 o'clock news.
- Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes.
- Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
- Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
- Board members' slararies are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined.
- Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or experience, terminate the interview whe told of the starting salary.
- Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.
- Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all the latest features, while you have time to go for lunch while yours boots up.
- Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in hospital.
- There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.
- Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers".
- You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
- As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
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2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec
SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7
European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor
Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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