I'm already texting with the right folks (or wrong folks as my wife would call them )... The wife is firmly in charge of my balls, but I've been saving up my allowance, it might go to Roman, or for a set of real balls.
I feel your pain
, F-it just do it. VT3, VT3, VT3,
she'll get over it, I think
. Peer pressure is a mother F---er.