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Originally Posted by Lups
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Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls
I understand your struggle.
Jalapeņos in CA are pretty good.
Microsoft county is filled with a lot of old rich white guys too, however- Seattle weather sucks compared to SoCal.
I was attempting to become the pool boy so I can marry into his family (a daughter, niece, granddaughter, whatever) and call my career a day. Enjoy some nice mojitos along side his i8, have my new in law sign for a p1 for me- and live the good life.
Fuck I hate my life.
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Damn. Now I feel bad.
How abt this: You buy a sponge and we go for a walk in the dog park and you can act like a real pool boy and kinda clean a rock there?
And bring me jalapenos, and I will buy you a beer as a thanks? That would make it two for you and I can babysit you while you're hammered.
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You should feel bad.
If I don't get this pool boy gig from Malibu/ i only have you to blame.
Now. If I do bring you these jalapeņos, you already know I work out a lot to maintain a good physique. I would need you to substitute that beer to either grey goose or everclear. Low carb baby