Quote:
Originally Posted by Wah
Yes, I will admit that in my "old age" I've relaxed on this position a little since at my old job there are pens everywhere that are uncapped, leaking and dried out. At first I couldn't take it and was about to give my notice, but I've been beaten into submission on this one. I'm still pretty anal about it at home though.
When my shirt gets wet, though... this drives me mad. I have to change my shirt. It's just the worst feeling when you are clean and dry, then suddenly you are walking around with this damp feeling around your lower stomach. And the worst shit is that it takes forever to dry! 
I get the elbow thing, and the speaking with the mouth full thing... but the knife? Never heard that one before... haha.  |
Yes, now you know my big secret.
I can not watch anyone eat, with not the "European" table manners. I mean I'm so pathetic, my 2 year old eats with a fork and a knife, even if it's just messier that way.
I went out with a good friend of mine a few weeks ago, and I swear the only reason he lived to tell the tale is that I took the soup option. After the salad as the first course, I knew I'd go down for murder if I had a fork in my hand for the main course. Never doing that again. I mean come on! It's not difficult. Use the bloody hands, and don't put the knife down. Just don't.
The words are the sad truth I would cover up better if I had slept more than 20 minutes this night, but sadly no. Oh well...
