C'mon, you're married-----you gotta read between the lines here and make the proper translation. Let me translate for you. What she really said was:
"Honey, you need to mod your car right now. You have carte blanche with the checkbook!"
So, don't walk----run to the nearest mod shop and drop a blower in there. Your wife wants you to. In fact, she'll think less of you if you don't. Hurry!
