hahaha found this thread off another forum with this website.
has tons of funny day to day life stories that ppl post.
http://www.fmylife.com/
"Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML"
"Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble"."
"Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML"