"Ewwww, Alan. Did you just eat sofa pizza?"
"Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble, or drink too much.
Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit."
"I don't even care if we kill someone. "
"I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories.
Or rapies."
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