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So a buddy of mine was sexin' some chick the other night; somewhat of a grudge fuck. Nevertheless, while he was Amtrak'n her in the doggystyle position, he was also fingering her chocolate starfish. He then decides to take that finger that he was using to finagle her balloon knot, and stick it in her mouth. It required only seconds for her to realize what he had done, and she became highly pissed. She threw him out of her apartment while tossing pencils, books, and anything else that she could get her hands on in his direction. My friend is crazy.
....then he boned her again last night. I think he likes pissing her off!
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