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Originally Posted by MJC///M3
Dear Santa Claus,
I have been a very good boy this year, and feel that I am deserving of a 911 turbo.
Please leave it in my driveway next to my E92; I will be expecting this no later than 5 AM christmas morning.
In return, instead of milk and cookies, I will leave you a nice Peter Luger's filet mignon and a shot of Johnny Walker Blue Label for your enjoyment; in much gratitude for bestowing upon me, a 911 Turbo.
Respectfully Yours,
MJC
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LOL....I had a bigger wish list but anyway...
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Originally Posted by immiketoo
Dear MJC,
While I love a great steak and some Johnnie on a cold winter's night filled with hard work, I cannot in good conscience bring you this car for Christmas, due to the fact that I know you WILL be very, very bad all next year. Instead, I have decided to keep the car for myself for several reasons. I get my route done waaaay faster than I can with those reindeer, who have unionized this year (Try getting them work quickly now), I have decided I like the smell of burning rubber better than reindeer dung, and Mrs. Claus put on that skimpy outfit I gave her last year as soon as the car was delivered. Now there's more than one North Pole 
Merry Christmas,
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HAHAHA....nice answer on Santa's behalf. He would definitely do that.
