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Originally Posted by ersin
Your SA is wrong. A Jetta is the epitome of a "chick car". It has been scientifically proven that driving a Jetta will shrink your penis. It has also been rumored to cause breast swelling. What other car company puts a flower vase in their cars?
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WRONG!!!!! Ersin... next time you want to be scientific... make sure you get your facts straight. "...proven that driving a Jetta will
shrink your penis." shoule be "...proven that driving a Jetta will
INVERT your penis." instead. The same research also showed that your hair will grow a meter overnight and fatty tissue will begin to accumulate at a rate of a cup size per week spent in a Jetta. The effects of prolong exposure is not certain; however, a few male subjects had develope ovaries and the ability to give birth.