Going to a construction site in the middle of the night, knowing that the workers really are stupid enough to leave the keys to a giant mfing dump truck, in the cab.
Wrecking said vehicle.
Laying a buddy out during a game of tackle football.
Finishing an intense workout, to notice everyone staring at you in disbelief.
Eating a good meal after said workout.
First beer after a long day.
Chasing the dragon.
Jumping in the ocean on a hot day.
Not caring what the thing was that went past your leg after jumping in.
Seeing a homeless guy asking for money, only to drive off, go buy some food, and bring him the food.
Getting the dogs together, and dog pile.
Riding a horse.
Getting chased by a donkey.
Scaring someone really good.
The first scissor cut into a fresh piece of construction paper.
Relocating a joint after dislocating it.
Sticking it to the man.
OH, and winning.
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Originally Posted by JayKay335i
Straight PIITB. Then eat dumplings.
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