The FJ Cruiser is my brother's, not mine. It's on borrowed time, so I need to find something soon. Despite that, I couldn't see myself owning one for a long time considering it's rather boring on the road; steering's too light, ride's too sloppy, accelerator and brake pedals too spongy.
The Cooper S is way too cutesy. The New Beetle is far more masculine, and you'll all realize that once they're on the road. I'm not one for marketing spiel, but VW has been using the word "masculine" non-stop in their press breakdown.
E92 335i: Space Grey|Coral Red|Aluminum Trim
Hold out for the BRZ STI or... Rocket Bunny FRS. Update: Scratch that. I've got a 2015 5.0/6MT with my name on it.