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      06-20-2011, 12:22 PM   #1
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Has this ever happened to you...? PICS NOW NSFW

There was a scene in the movie "Something About Mary" when the character Ben Stiller plays faps before smashing a chick so that he can supposedly last longer.

I've never needed to do this, but got caught off guard this weekend with some unexpected pussy from a super bad bitch (asian/italian and ~32-24-38) and halfway through putting in work, things got real flaccid. I'm not old enough to have ED (or am I), and I guess fapping in the same day as getting real pussy causes pseudo porn performance (PPP).

I have thick skin, bring it on.

Last edited by UBERV8; 06-21-2011 at 12:32 PM.