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      06-19-2011, 02:28 PM   #65
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Originally Posted by Augenbrauezug View Post
I'm a sarcastic guy, it gets me in trouble all the time. I can only imagine how poorly it is perceived online. Dude shes a wild bitch in bed, I choke, I do whatever I can, she's crazy. Deff not a girl friend though, she's spent a few years in prison before I met her, lol purely for fun.

Give it a shot, cut off the air supply right before she peaks, her puss will turn into a vaccum

whatsgoodthooo!?!?!?! hahahahahahaha thats whats good! Im on lock down, wifed up for the last 5 years, but I copped me a nymph so Ive got alot to deal with lol. I do what I can to scare her, make her feel like im a rapist. But the more I go into that character, the more she likes it. So what can I say? Give em what they want. Play the rape card, its the greatest.

And i feel you on the sarcasm, Its the only thing that gets me into trouble (quite regularly), especially with the wife... ohhh noess...
"AMG What! S-Line Who? If you ain't got that M I got no respect for you!"
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