Seriously my favorite thread in a long time.
...you've got a summer/track bumper (Ericsson) and a winter bumper (OEM), knowing full well each takes a different type of abuse. They even get repainted during their 'off-season'.
...you scrape your studs out of the rotor hats and peel off the track graphic stickers before taking the car in for service so as not to have to answer any unnecessary questions.
...you forget to peel the tape off your rear license plate and take off the number plates before heading off-site to re-fuel... and a cop pulls a U-turn to follow you there... at least until Starbucks appeared before the gas station.